Happy Birthday, MinusInnocence!

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Talanall
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Happy Birthday, MinusInnocence!

He's survived another year without being murdered by irate carnies!

Board Rider
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MI is definitely one of my top 10 contributors on this forum. I have no doubt that the way I imagine him as a person is, in fact, him as a person.

A stand up guy with charisma in spades. While well endowed with the stamina of an Olympian that comes second to his easy going nature and intelligence.

You know what? Top 5.

deadDMwalking
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What is this - is everyone getting birthdays now? So much for me being a special snowflake.

But hey, at least there's another Taurus on the boards. In so much as that is meaningless, it makes me feel so connected to you, bro. Happy Birthday!

Fixxxer
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Just haaaad to bring up the carnies, huh? Mike told us about his fetish for clowns in confidence, man!

Talanall
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Carnies aren't the same thing as clowns. For one thing, clowns chew less tobacco. For another, they have more teeth.

But thanks to you, now we all know about Mike and his clown fetish. Not that any of us are surprised in the least.

Wæs se grimma gæst Grendel haten,
mære mearcstapa, se þe moras heold

MinusInnocence
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Never have I ever been chased by rapacious clowns. The same cannot be said for irate carnies.

Thanks for all the well wishes, sirs. I hold all of you in the highest regard.

"Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag and begin slitting throats." - H.L. Mencken