Well, he will try to climb and get pulled if that doesn't work.
I think we have a plan, then. After being rendered invisible, Feruq will take a knotted rope, a hooded lantern, and a sack up the ramp. Once there, he'll assess the situation and find a good spot to secure the rope and drop it down the wall, sing the lantern as a beacon for the others.
OK gang, in light of recent developments, it sounds like we went from "pretty soon we need to figure out what to do about the website" to "it's surprising it hasn't crashed and burn before now." I was already planning on locking these threads before starting the Broken Spire Keep adventure, but now it seems like a no-brainer to wait until Tal can get us up and running again on the other side.
No need to lock them now since we're not creating new ones until after the switch so feel free to shitpost here to run out the clock.
"Men are the only animals that devote themselves, day in and day out, to making one another unhappy. It is an art like any other. Its virtuosi are called altruists." - H.L. Mencken
Just because things may implode at any moment, we've set up a channel for the archive. Anyone can join the server in the Dnd archive channel, here: https://discord.gg/MuD75BqNrb
It's hosted on an old D&D buddies server, so we use it to arrange our games and some might be doing PbP games there.
I've gone back through and am totally caught up with all the notetaking I need to take care of re: this campaign. If this website crashes tomorrow, I'll be ok. But the revelation that the party had access to a scroll of invisibility and Dalvar didn't know it prompted me to go back through the OOC thread to where the most recent loot was divvied up. That process is still ongoing. I will compare the back and forth in the comments to not only what I have recorded on my end as final versions of everyone's character sheets, but also the PMs I would have necessarily sent out to each player with updated versions of said character sheets after liquidating all their assets/acquiring new gear.
Cross referencing all of that can take some time. I have already amended Dalvar's sheet on my end by subtracting 20gp and adding the spell to his spellbook, so if the site goes down before I'm done, I'm willing to leave it there. But still, if it slipped under our radar, maybe other stuff did too, and we're talking about thousands of gold worth of treasure from Parlfray Keep so hopefully everything else checks out.
UPDATE: It took less time than I expected to figure out. I have updated character sheets for everyone but will wait until we're up and running on the new site to share those with everybody. In the meantime, I advise everyone either to share their contact info here at the Archive or join Darker's Discord to expedite the process of getting everyone back up and running in a timely fashion.