Happy Birthday to our very own @Talanall! Let the hazing and inappropriate birthday wishes commence!!
I demand SEXY birthday wishes.
Wæs se grimma gæst Grendel haten,mære mearcstapa, se þe moras heold
How can it already be his birthday again?!?! Has a year already passed?
Happy birthday if it really is your birthday. I'm skeptical. Perhaps you're pushing people to celebrate your birthday 3 or 4 times per year? It must be that!
Sexier, please. Show some thigh.
Blue waffle. Face fucking. Crisco fisting.
Are you turned on yet?
Switch that Crisco to 100% pure Canadian maple syrup, and I think we're in business.
Grade A amber? You filthy minx.
Hey, you brought the waffles.